Won't let my darker half control my ways.

zackisontumblr:

if you’re feeling down i can feel you up

defend-punk-rock:

what if you were on a plane and you were listening to your favorite band and then they came on the plane and sat behind you and tapped your shoulder and were like “hey i see your listening to us” and then your like “no im listening to-” *turns around* “holY UGH”

fantasmi:

Also can we talk about people who jump from music scene to music scene and make fun of anyone who’s still in a music scene they ~grew out of~

“Oh haha wow you still listen to Backtrack?? I remember when I used to, good thing I grew out of them”

Yeah bitch you still remember because you liked them last fucking month, chill out you’re not impressing anyone

sodamnrelatable:

these people are the spawn of satan

(Source: 8errard)

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

one-armedboxer:

I hope you all made the same stupid face I did when I went to post something on the new update

fourth-and-goal:

Listen, I’m not just saying this because I’m biased. Datsyuk is by far the most outstanding player in the NHL.

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out

I want to touch Emma Watson’s butt.